I need someone with experience if we need to commandeer something that can take a hit on this mission, or drive me or one of the others if the need arises
love the others to death but most of them aren't road worthy
[It's possible that she is entirely missing what he's saying here.]
I can drive you around if you need it, then. I've never played chauffer but I think I can probably pick it up as we go. Are you planning a bank robbery?
Every time I start to think I have a handle on the things that happen in other universes, someone tells me things like they can become a CAR. At this point I think I might believe someone if they said they came from a world where everyone was made of plants.
The ship I pilot at home is capable of jumping to lightspeed, but we are inside it when that happens so I think I'll take your advice, I enjoy my organs being in their natural solid state.
When you say the others aren't road worthy, what do you mean? Are they prone to crashes?
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Date: 2022-06-20 11:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-06-20 11:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-06-20 11:28 pm (UTC)I need someone with experience if we need to commandeer something that can take a hit on this mission, or drive me or one of the others if the need arises
love the others to death but most of them aren't road worthy
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Date: 2022-06-21 12:16 am (UTC)I can drive you around if you need it, then. I've never played chauffer but I think I can probably pick it up as we go. Are you planning a bank robbery?
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Date: 2022-06-21 11:55 am (UTC)uh
No
I'm the car, I only need a competent driver if I'm incapacitated
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Date: 2022-06-23 12:53 am (UTC)Every time I start to think I have a handle on the things that happen in other universes, someone tells me things like they can become a CAR. At this point I think I might believe someone if they said they came from a world where everyone was made of plants.
... How fast can you go?
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Date: 2022-06-23 12:57 am (UTC)top groundspeed is just over 700 kph
wouldn't recommend it unless you're experienced with that sort of thing otherwise it would just be quicker to put your internal organs in a blender
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Date: 2022-06-23 01:09 am (UTC)When you say the others aren't road worthy, what do you mean? Are they prone to crashes?
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Date: 2022-06-23 01:13 am (UTC)They just suck at driving.
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Date: 2022-06-23 01:17 am (UTC)What is it like to have someone drive you then if you were never meant for that to happen?
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Date: 2022-06-23 01:47 am (UTC)At worst, it's just awkward.
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Date: 2022-06-23 02:03 am (UTC)You said drive one of the OTHERS. Could we race against them? And have you ever considered trying to rig races?
[Rey that was two.]
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Date: 2022-06-23 02:05 am (UTC)Megatron's an unwieldy tank with no cannon, and I won't get into Minimus.
but yes
Rodimus is a great racer.
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Date: 2022-06-24 11:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-06-24 11:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-06-24 11:42 pm (UTC)Hello Rey I can turn into a car come drive me.
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Date: 2022-06-24 11:47 pm (UTC)okay well if you don't WANT to