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[aurable]

turnabout is fairplay normally humans don't move things with their minds

top groundspeed is just over 700 kph

wouldn't recommend it unless you're experienced with that sort of thing otherwise it would just be quicker to put your internal organs in a blender

[garbagepilot]

The ship I pilot at home is capable of jumping to lightspeed, but we are inside it when that happens so I think I'll take your advice, I enjoy my organs being in their natural solid state.

When you say the others aren't road worthy, what do you mean? Are they prone to crashes?

[aurable]

I wasn't designed with passengers in mind, or space travel. Pretty sure your ship back home thought of both those things.

They just suck at driving.

[garbagepilot]

[don't ask don't ask don't ask don't ask nope gonna ask]

What is it like to have someone drive you then if you were never meant for that to happen?

[aurable]

It's not so bad. If I'm conscious, I know I can take back control at any time.

At worst, it's just awkward.

[garbagepilot]

My answer is still yes, I'll help however you need me to, but I do have one last question.

You said drive one of the OTHERS. Could we race against them? And have you ever considered trying to rig races?

[Rey that was two.]

[aurable]

The only other speed-frame here is Rodimus.

Megatron's an unwieldy tank with no cannon, and I won't get into Minimus.

but yes

Rodimus is a great racer.

[garbagepilot]

What's the point of a tank with no artillery?

[aurable]

A tank with a protracted discovery of non-violence

[garbagepilot]

Are you telling me there's a pacifist tank here because I think that makes less sense than

Hello Rey I can turn into a car come drive me.

[aurable]

wait until I tell you he used to turn into a gun

okay well if you don't WANT to